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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish: Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Basically, yup.
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helenish:

Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer

IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

Basically, yup.

I think the most pertinent fact, here (besides Sid’s ongoing hand:pocket ratio problem) is that he is clearly cheating on his diet. Fancy-pants candy store, Sid? That is a CHOCOLATE-COVERED OREO in that picture. *raises eyebrow* Though I suppose if you’re making $8.7mil/year, you can take the sweet tooth a step up from a bag of Reeses. Leaving more bags of Reeses for me. Thanks, Sid. Carry on. Get some bigger pockets.
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I think the most pertinent fact, here (besides Sid’s ongoing hand:pocket ratio problem) is that he is clearly cheating on his diet. Fancy-pants candy store, Sid? That is a CHOCOLATE-COVERED OREO in that picture. *raises eyebrow* Though I suppose if you’re making $8.7mil/year, you can take the sweet tooth a step up from a bag of Reeses. Leaving more bags of Reeses for me. Thanks, Sid. Carry on. Get some bigger pockets.
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I think the most pertinent fact, here (besides Sid’s ongoing hand:pocket ratio problem) is that he is clearly cheating on his diet. Fancy-pants candy store, Sid? That is a CHOCOLATE-COVERED OREO in that picture. *raises eyebrow*


Though I suppose if you’re making $8.7mil/year, you can take the sweet tooth a step up from a bag of Reeses. Leaving more bags of Reeses for me. Thanks, Sid. Carry on. Get some bigger pockets.

nymphandoratonks: noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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nymphandoratonks:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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mattpanico:

jtotheizzoe:

explore-blog:

The West Wing breaks down what’s wrong with maps and why the Gals-Peters Projection is more accurate and less politically biased than the Mercator map we’ve been using for centuries.

Complement with maps as power and propaganda, 100 diagrams that changed the world, and some intentionally distorted maps that make political points.

(↬ Buzzfeed)

It’s pretty amazing to find out that the way you’ve been viewing the world your whole life is not at all how that world actually looks. Must-watch.

Thank you for tagging me in this

My seventh grade history teacher had an “upside down” map in her classroom. If someone could explain why it wasn’t actually upside down, they got extra credit. To this day, I don’t think anyone has.

The globe in my dad’s office has been “upside-down” since I was in about the 6th grade. My amazing Social Studies teacher taught us about map projections, and Ender’s Game taught me that “up” is a relative concept arbitrarily assigned in a zero-G environment (AKA “space”, where the Earth is). I turned the globe the other way around and it’s been like that ever since.

nightrevelations: kisu-no-hi: moodycactus: kisu-no-hi: moodycactus: mizorekibishi: kisu-no-hi: “You look good like this.” For Renqa (◡‿◡✿) ♥♥♥ Dear god. This art is stimulating me to draw the same sexytime. Just need the courage (and some highly pervy porn fict) Derek is too slim AND THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GIVE A GREAT BLOWJOB! That’s really interesting please tell me more Wasn’t dissing your lovely art style (far superior to mine), but I do know blow jobs and when in the act, you want maximum friction/suction/intensity using mouth and hands, not jacking your load on someone face. Not to mention the risk of getting cum in your eyes Ouch! Though I don’t doubt you know blowjobs, some men are actually very turned on by the idea of cumming on their partner’s face. Some will jack off and reach climax just because they know they will get to do that on their lover’s body or face. Facial cumshots aren’t a rare thing nowadays (men being inspired by the porno they watch)  Stiles did a great sucking job, do not worry. Derek just decided he likes the sight of his cum all over his face and mark what’s his did someone just critique fanart on tumblr WHO DOES THAT also, Stiles did a great sucking job, do not worry. OF COURSE HE DID. have you seen Stiles’ mouth? I totally subscribe to intelligent design theory now, because there’s no way a mouth like that didn’t come into being without a Goddess’ particular crafting. Pretty art. Pretty HILARIOUS convo, lol whut. XDDD
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nightrevelations:

kisu-no-hi:

moodycactus:

kisu-no-hi:

moodycactus:

mizorekibishi:

kisu-no-hi:

“You look good like this.”

For Renqa (◡‿◡✿) ♥♥♥

Dear god. This art is stimulating me to draw the same sexytime. Just need the courage (and some highly pervy porn fict)

Derek is too slim AND THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GIVE A GREAT BLOWJOB!

That’s really interesting please tell me more

image

Wasn’t dissing your lovely art style (far superior to mine), but I do know blow jobs and when in the act, you want maximum friction/suction/intensity using mouth and hands, not jacking your load on someone face. Not to mention the risk of getting cum in your eyes Ouch!

Though I don’t doubt you know blowjobs, some men are actually very turned on by the idea of cumming on their partner’s face.

Some will jack off and reach climax just because they know they will get to do that on their lover’s body or face. Facial cumshots aren’t a rare thing nowadays (men being inspired by the porno they watch) 

Stiles did a great sucking job, do not worry. Derek just decided he likes the sight of his cum all over his face and mark what’s his

did someone just critique fanart on tumblr WHO DOES THAT

also, Stiles did a great sucking job, do not worry. OF COURSE HE DID. have you seen Stiles’ mouth? I totally subscribe to intelligent design theory now, because there’s no way a mouth like that didn’t come into being without a Goddess’ particular crafting.

Pretty art. Pretty HILARIOUS convo, lol whut. XDDD

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